he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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