yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
