nut hugger
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You pole danced in your parka.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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