absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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