Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
it's like heaven, but drunker
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
