Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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