Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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