He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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