Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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