I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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