i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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