while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Terrible idea I love it
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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