? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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