Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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