I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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