Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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