It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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