i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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