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(803): View more from South Carolina

so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.

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(817): View more from Texas

she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.

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(619): View more from California

I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla

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(613): View more from Ontario

MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.

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