no, he came in my armpit
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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