There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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