i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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