your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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