this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
All the doctor said was why
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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