normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
