belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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