i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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