I'd wear matching sweaters with you
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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