If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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