That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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