My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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