I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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