i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
