It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
