you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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