Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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