I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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