I'm lost and stupid without you.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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