Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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