i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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