At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
