I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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