Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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