Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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