i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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