Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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