'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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