Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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