People in love make me want to vomit
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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