I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You pole danced in your parka.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Randomize
