I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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