that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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