I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Randomize