it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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